gurl.

1. You gotta get yo name.
Letz use Rashawnda as an example fo dis.
 
2. We gon spice da name up.
Instead of Rashawnda, she iz now Rashaynda.
 
3. If itz a guy, add 'poo' to the end of da nam.
'Tyronepoo!!!!!'.
See how cute?
 
4. Pick out a nickname.
It ain't hard.
 
ILY GUISE.
 
SO liek I haven't been on in 5EVA bcuz I dnt liek polyvore. No1 appreciates my tipz. :(
 
TTYLXOX
-SHAKEIA

hey guize dis b shakia teachin' y'all gaga loverz how 2 b just liek yo homegurl and mine lady gaga.
 
1. MAKE UP SOME CRAZY LYRICS.
yer lyrics dun have 2 make any senze. dey jst hav 2 b fab. make sure you use da word 'luv' a lot, or it ain't gunna be maximum fab.
 
2. WEAR CRAY-CRAY CLOTHEZ.
itz okie 2 ware stuff liek a meat hat. i mean, datz what she doz n people still luv her.
 
3. BE BLONDE.
lady gaga iz blonde.
 
4. BE LIKE LADY GAGA.
it'z dat easy. :)
 
hope you liked da tip.
 
i iz sory foe nawt bein' on.
i waz wit my homegurl honey boo boo for da rest of da summa, gettin' on my secksi bikini bod. :)
i will try to make more tipz foe y'all.

hai, guize. dis b yo homegurl shakeia teachin' y'all how to be LIKE my homegurl kim.
 
1. get a fab booty.
you can do dis by putting toilet papur in yo shorts / pants, or by eating lotz of chocolate and fattening foods.
 
2. if you dun hav streight hur, flat iron dat sheeht.
 
3. becum kim.
 
i hope y'all enjoyed dis tippie!!
i did.
i hope diz waz helpful.
lotz of luv.
shakeia.

hey, guize. dis b yo homegurl shakeia teaching y'all how to be LIKE oprah winfrey. she iz mah homegurl, so i kno how she actz, and imma teach y'all how to act like her.
 
1. be awesome.
oprah iz very awesome.
 
2. be fab.
oprah iz very fab.
 
3. be sassy.
oprah iz sassy, and itz awesum.
 
4. act like my homegurl oprah.
 
5. if you ain't her skin color, darken yo skin, or get a tan, yo.
 
6. get an afro, yo.
 
7. be like oprah.
 
thx guize.
hope you liked dis tip! :)
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yo, guize. dis b yo homegurl shakeia teaching y'all how to fishtail braid.
 
1. brush doze tanglez out of yo hur.
 
2. dis may nawt work wit' shorter hur, so dun be disappointed if it don't.
 
3. separate yo hur into two sections.
 
4. take one strand from one side of yo sections and put it on dah other side.
 
5. repeat numba 4 until it looks like dah picturez.
 
6. if dis don't work, you didn't do it right.
 
7. yo should have a fishtail braid in yo hur.

hey, guize. dis b yo homegurl shakeia teachin' y'all how to b like mah homegurl jennifer lopez.
 
1. get a fab booty. you can do dis by eating lotz of food dat goez to yo booty.
 
2. be fab.
 
3. get a fab voice.
 
4. turn puerto rican .
 
5. turn sexaayyy.
 
6. be my homegurl jennifer.
 
7. now you're jennifer lopez.
 
thx for reading guize. :)

o1. first you gotta grow sum wingz. you can either do dis by rubbin soy sauce on yo back or you can hire a witch to make a potion for you.
 
o2. buy a short dress dat is sparkly. it gotta be so short, you can see yo ass crack. if sumone calls you a sluut, den screw dem, you're a fairy. go all bippity boppity boop on dere ass!
 
o3. get a magic wand n learn how to use dat shit. you can learn from a wizard or sum shit, i dunno. i wud call 1-800-INEEDTOLEARNMAGICNOWCUZIWANNABEAFAIRYNIGGA.
 
o4. now dat you know magic, turn yourself into a small biitch.
 
o5. be friends with everyone, except for biitchez. no one likes biitches.
 
dat all.
i hope you liked dis tip.
 
smoochez,
nashawna aka honeyboo.
a dolla make meh holla!